**You:**
- Refuse to switch from Emacs to a "modern" editor
- Secretly (or not secretly) believe you’re faster than Claude Code
- Still think about how promises should’ve been monadic in TypeScript
- Prefer a dual-stacked screen and quiet room over a long commute
- See objects and functors where others see "models" and "views"
**We:**
- Pay you an unreasonable amount of money
- Build genuinely interesting agents (not just "AI-powered" wrappers)
- Also have some boring API integrations (they’re easy, don’t worry)
- And a surprisingly fun web-based video editor
- Have bureaucracy of measure zero
**You**
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**We ≅**
Stuff that works, ships and drama-free super chill
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